whenever you look at me i wish i was her

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

big news from the girl factory! they’re inventing a new kind of girl who is both taller than you and also kinda faggy with it

give an audience a canon gay ship and they will be entertained for one season. queerbait them and you entertain them for a lifetime.

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

I love that the ibuprofen knows where to go

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a movie first and foremost about the destruction of minority neighborhoods and public transit by the American car industry. After that, it's a technological milestone. And then it's about cartoons

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

If shen yuan got cherry magic powers he wouldn't even realize he can read minds he'd be going "this is some fucked up curse where whenever I touch someone I see an image of them fucking me relentlessly until I start crying."

I’m like if a hater enjoyed things