gal paladins

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

when people say "girl help" ... eris is listening

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..