If nothing else, at least I drink enough water.

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

The way she says it so casually + his reaction = perfection 👏🏾