try not to fall

whoever came up with rhytmn games was a genius. what if we took music and gave it gameplay. no notes 10/10.

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

This could be you

[said with a voice utterly drenched in lust] the human mind and body are both delightfully malleable things

I actually think all fairies are fat, in their natural habitat. The Irish used iron horseshoes to protect their milk and butter stashes from fairies bc they love cream so much. Cream and berries and honey and ale, all day every day. If you see a skinny fairy she is underfed, give her some sugar water like you would a tired bumblebee 🍰

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[shaky camera footage of a mech cockpit] WHAT'S UP hounds i stole this camera [camera turns around to a closeup of the hound's face] hi :3 [camera turns back to the cockpit] today i'm here to show you my epic gamer setup be sure to LIKE AND SUBSCRI- *loud shock collar noises*

Sometimes I swap my robotgirls hard drives for fun, one will wake up, look down and blush, and then get worried that the other will hate being in her body, only to look over and find her groping herself and moaning <3