WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

isn't floxas that kid from kingdom hearts

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

happy good friday

“i’m the main character” girl you’re the unreliable narrator

i think in pokemon the humans should also only be able to know 4 moves

The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

recalling my insane former roommate who said their cat did things out of genuine emotion whereas my cat behaved performatively

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

sorry

Don't apologize for greatness.