alabananarama

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

the key to an all nighter is 8pm energy drink 10pm rest 11pm energy drink and ibuprofen 2am shower and outfit change 3am ibuprofen

Oh fuck I forgot about 4am crippling self doubt

hang on. I’m not bad at this. The music sucks.

Ok tapped out at 5:00am on account of it’s very difficult to feel good about dancing when you’ve been awake for 24 hours, you don’t like the music, and your friends have gone to bed. The dj stopped at 9am so I missed on four hours of dancing. I did have several really nice dances though.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

google used to know what i was talking about

This is killing me

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)