Fuck it, I'm staying home

the long game

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

literally what is the logic behind naps leaving you with a weird taste in your mouth. i wasnt eating anything i was sleep

its the spiders isnt it

how is this Exactly that picture

An orc wrote this.

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

Betty Crocker mutates your children

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

Babe wake up new chocolate man video dropped

it’s the fucking chocolate man again!!!!!

amaury guichon is a chocolate sorcerer I accept this but is he a fucking architect too? did he study design or carpentry or some shit? man’s either got an impressive wheelhouse of technical skills or a lot of help

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

underrated funny trope: someone who is not particularly tough gets grabbed by someone much stronger than them and makes a stock squeaky toy noise

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

Experience tranquility

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

yeah otherwise every time a rich cunt goes up for a few mins and throws some cheetos around they’d have to dish out astronaut medals like candy which is a real fkn slap in the face to real astronauts who live and work in space and train for years and years