me, nerd

WHY DOES THIS HAVE LIKE 10 NOTES THIS IS GODS WORK

2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

The ideal book is 500 blank pages which act as a safe space that allows the reader full control over the narrative without running the risk of nonconsentually forcing their train of thought or violating their cognitive boundaries

MIND VIRUSES????????

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

in deergirl civilization, everybody jumps for the snapped twig

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

Cool story about Dark Sheik is that she wrote me a poem in Latin on an 8x10 once and now I’m on HRT

Latin poem of become transgender.

The fact that there isn't a fanart with this exact pose with them as Palpatine and Dooku playing "kill you jedi" interactive game is criminal

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

watching video game challenge runs where they try to beat a platformer game without jumping is so funny because they'll be like "well after performing six frame-perfect tricks in a row and abusing the object memory glitch to generate enemies from four levels ago for us to bounce off the tops of so that we can cross a single gap, we're immediately met with a wall that we can't get over without jumping" and you'll literally think well that's not fair. why would the developers put that wall in the way like that