Depressing General Grievous Headcanon Depository

1. Mertenzi - Rondaja, Hatyazi, Renj-are

2. Taa’yn - Ki’qarn, Gal’jyn, Twan’lay, Hezikiah

3. Jyada - R’djol, Ka’djuka, Jerenru, Majeeb, [Jyada’s last bby]

4. Twarxii - Alika, Tayuja, Jymaeniakan

5. Bryaru - Fyerri, Yndlarra, Iqymaen

6. Weyla - Vangolla, Igira, [Weyla’s last bby]

7. Blys’aan - Y’tyrim, Lia-Luru, Ayaan

8. Salaen - Qylorr, Daesii

9. Kevanru - Gor’date, Taejira

10. Lyx’al - Xu-li, Xai-lu

Onja spends most of it's time masquerading as a regular lone kaleesh in need of help & subsequently haunting people that don't help. Kaleesh who can overcome their trepidation & extend a kind or helping hand are said to find good fortune.

For example: if some asshole decided not to help an old woman get her wagon out of the mud bc he didn't want to get his feet wet he may find himself haunted by Onja. Being haunted by Onja means you will be the only one to start seeing it standing still in the middle distance (fig. 2), butt ass naked & staring at only you despite it's tusks growing back into its eye sockets.

Onja is the epitome of kaleeshi vulnerability: alone, disabled, undecorated, empty. So understandably seeing some fucked up naked guy everywhere is scary as hell. If you find yourself haunted by Onja you have to seek guidance from a priest. The guidance is community service, which is usually enough.

Onja is also kind of an advocate for the mentally ill, which is not an aspect that's talked about much. Onja might take a break from cursing assholes to comfort someone during a breakdown. Onja will then encourage that person's family & friends to check in on them, albeit in spooky Onja ways. Opening doors, misplacing items, walking into rooms & disappearing, & the tried & true "standing there menacingly". Its kind of like a poltergeist.

As you can imagine, most kaleeshi gods are decorated & mythical as fuck. So Onja's true form being just a sickly blinded naked guy elicits a deep fear in kaleesh. It is widely agreed upon that there is a hole in Onja's chest but no one can agree on what is in the hole. Is it empty? Is its heart in there? Sometimes the hole goes all the way through it. Some say if you are forced to look in the hole you might see yourself. Others say if you look in it you will straight up die. (I like the magic 8 ball so much I left it lol)

Despite Onja's maximum spookiness, its never been known to actually harm anyone directly.