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Weirdo question but... do your kaleeshi have trachea opening like snakes or lizards do?
Nope!
For those that don't know, many species of reptile have a glottis that is an extension of their windpipe like a tube on the floor of their mouth. This lets them keep breathing while they are eating things bigger than their head.
Modern kaleesh have a fairly collapsible trachea so they can swallow large chunks of things, but if it gets stuck they are in trouble. Their mouths have evolved to bite portions off of large game. As much as they'd like to tell you that the #1 cause of death in kaleesh is battle, its actually choking. By a long shot.
The urge to whole mouth chomp meat is more than some can resist. That's why they have as many eyes as possible on the babies as pups. They'll just
Reading Son of Dathomir and there’s one point where Palpatine is talking to Mace Windu over holo in his chancellor attire, but a page later he’s talking to Maul in his Sith robes. Presumably time passed between these two calls but the effect it gives off is that Palpatine is in a Hannah Montana situation where Miley and Hannah need to be in the same place at the same time. So he’s just swapping his robes back and forth as he deals with these two different holo calls.
And it leaves room for an alternate timeline in which he mixes up which robe he’s supposed to wear on which call and his whole plan unravels because he accidentally wore his Sith robes to call Mace.
I was hesitant to write Maul because I’m not as autistic about him as I am with General Grievous but watching Shadow Lord gave me enough confidence that I would be comfortable winging it. I do want to write this fic but I also may never get around to it, so I’m doing a bullet point fic outline lol.
TL:DR: Pre-mecha kaleesh General Grievous finds half of Maul in the trash &, against his better judgement, takes him in. Maul is forced to recuperate on this guy’s couch in his bustling family home.
Chapter 1: Grievous exposition. Finds a guy in the trash.
New management at the Banking Clan didn’t want their trash near their home. Sent Grievous, Director of Collections & Security, all the way out to junkyard planet Lotho Minor to disappear failed investments.
This planet sucks. Might as well do donuts in the hover skiff. Oh god, he accidentally breathed through his nose.
Almost throws up but also smells a very distinct smell that I’d probably describe for a few paragraphs
Follows the smell of someone actively dying b/c who the hell is throwing people away that aren’t dead yet. That’s just unprofessional
Pokes around & finds Maul. Pokes Maul a couple times. Hmm…
This is none of his business.
Counterpoint: Anything can be his business if he’s nosy enough
Might as well see if he can give this guy a ride somewhere, postmortem or otherwise
Goes to lift Maul w the trash stick & sees that yeah half of this guy is just gone. The rest of him doesn’t seem to be in the area
Plops him onto the hover skiff with a “Ay brother, you alive?”
The order in which Grievous observes:
Red goth zabrak
Scuffed up the front of his goth attire, indicating he’d been alive & crawling
Still breathing currently
Clutching something cylindrical in his right hand
Gets back to where he parked his shuttle. Steals the hover skiff like it’s a Walmart shopping cart.
Figures it’d be polite to hose this guy down with whatever bacta he had in his meager first aid kit
Lifts tattered goth robe & instantly recognizes it as a lightsaber inflicted wound
Cauterization is failing, like it did in Grievous' brother who died in his arms like x amount of years ago via lightsaber slash to the guts
Probably a graphic description of Maul’s wound before Grievous decides to see if this guy still wanted to live by unloading the bacta aerosol on pretty much his open abdominal cavity
Maul does in fact scream & thrash & blast Grievous back against the bulkhead
Grievous sits on the floor buffering for a hot second.
Goes to pick up what Maul dropped. Yeah that’s a lightsaber. Looks to have also been bisected by another lightsaber. He was hoping for like a wallet or something but no, all he had on him was the hilt.
Has been making offhand comments to Maul out of habit & now informs him that he’s way more trouble than he needs right now.
Jumps into hyperspace mulling over how the Bank &/or their conglomerate friends might handle the gift of half of a Jedi.
Next chapter would be a pit stop at Mygeeto where Grievous sweet talks a medical droid into at least closing up the open hot pocket that is Maul & ultimately makes like, the worst decision possible if we're being honest.
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functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I
Mauls love for Talzin makes me even sadder now that I read that passage in wrath. When she comes for him first, he's like "no, that's not my purpose, i have a greater one. a loyalty greater than one that would be to you" But then he falls on Naboo, and ends up suffering for 12 years on lotho minor. And, i wonder if at first, he expected to be found by Sidous, or perhaps...he knew that he would be abandoned, that he felt he deserved to, and could never admit that. But then comes in his mother again, and now I imagine he's like "Oh, i remember you! I can be loyal to you instead! I can be part of your greater purpose...right? Right? I just have to forget what you told me about the nightbrothers." Again, unable to bring himself to think of how long she waited to come for him, and only did so to enact revenge. But hey, revenge is all he knows. All he knows is how to be a tool for revenge. Even though he represses that he wants so much more. He just wanted a parent.
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You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven't seen you in three years. I never stopped loving you. If I have to spend another minute in your presence I will murder you. I'm hurt and I need you right here with me. God you're such a dumbass. You're the only one I trust to do this job. I want you out of my sight.
What I really want? A couple who divorced, but even after years of being separate everyone swears they should have stayed together because their relationship is the most stable any of them have witnessed. After years of being there for each other and hearing from everyone that they should get back together, they try it for a week and find the cute married banter everyone else makes a big deal of is actually them fighting for real this time and it slowly drives them back into bad habits and they realize their best relationship is specifically as friends and not as lovers
Back when I started doing specific speculative fictional biology posts I'd be like "I swear this isn't fetish content" but now I'm like "the freaks are gonna love this one"
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step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound
step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance
Depressing General Grievous Headcanon: Don't you want to just go apeshit?
If I had a credit for every time people kept not letting Grievous die & instead tried to ply him into doing their bidding by patronizing the fuck out of him. I would have 3 credits at minimum, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened 3 times.
The Banking Clan & the Sith reduced him to the need they had of him & presented it back to him as incentive. Using the rhetoric of his people against him as if they had any idea what it meant, straight to his face, "This is no honorable way to die. We can put you back in the battle"
How fucking insulting that must have been. Hey, big guy, don't you want to get back out there & crush your enemies? Don't you want to crush kill destroy? You love crush kill destroy :) And there was nothing he could do about it. He was shredded beef in a bacta tank that no one had ever bothered to hear out. And then he was giblets in a designer mech and well...he might as well crush kill destroy. He was so good at it. He did love crush kill destroy.
Giving into this purpose was a preexisting notion. Long before the separatists ruined his life, Urvru the god of death of his own culture had done the exact same thing to him. He was her precious Warlord standing against the enemy. It was out of love & for the fate of his people then, but it was violent martyrdom all the same.
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