runs on sleep deprived human brainpower

this is bacteria

sandmandaddy69

chellings

dambiex

this is error, connection lost. please try again later

clown-college-honor-roll

cactus-detector

might be a cactus ngl

kianf1sh

are your detector functions functioning?

spikeplushiehaj

I messed up his code

kianf1sh

A classic, code not coding properly

spikeplushiehaj

yeah it happens

this is ball pit

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

Oh Christ

sapropel

This is the color your cat is

lazygravez

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

cheeseanonioncrisps

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

karakats

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

bogleech

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

tanuki-pyon

Moldy forest cat

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

kob131

Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

headspace-hotel

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

headspace-hotel

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

sumi-sprite

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

druid-priest-nikephoros

We Love Green Cat

empress-violetlight

@whatcoloristhatcat what's your expert opinion?

whatcoloristhatcat

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting

GREEEEEENNN CAT

the greenest cat

Green cat!! :DD

Green kibbbyyt cab!! :DD

scp-threats-is-back

It's green,

this is green

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

dollmaycry

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

vergak

She absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling.

Damn she might be full grown rn i hope shes ok

dollmaycry

she is!

Omg the secrets of the orange have turned her into a wise and gorgeous woman and i would follow her to the ends of the earth

girl-detector

this is fruit

googlyowo

my stomach is killing me so you get my 4am coping memes

#thats right i missed another night of sleep were so backk

yhis is pastry

jimmyjampots

apas-95

when the door's closed it says FIFTH-DEGREE KEBAB FAMINE, it's the name of their band

this is potion hut

reactionimagesdaily

Hey you wouldn't happen to have the image where the entire party of people are turned to look at the camera like they're bothered by it

easy bangers innit

this is awkward

skulandcrossbones

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

hellsitegenetics

String identified: t' t tat at cat c a at t a. ' atc t t ct ta-a-- ctt tat a ' a at tg, a t t tg atc a t t ac tg t c a t t a g a a tat aagg t gt t a g t ' T??? T??????? a t a - t

Closest match: Callimorpha dominula genome assembly, chromosome: 17 Common name: Scarlet Tiger Moth

(image source)

this is grass

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

pangur-and-grim

this is a less than ideal writing environment

learninghoovess

Fixed it

this is helping

satan-offical

klembit

Mobile game ad kind of post

satan-offical

22:18, March 24th, 2036

You will be walking across a zebra crossing until a drunk driver hits you as you walk across the road. You will survive, but the impact of the hit will cause you to hit your head so hard that you get a severe brain bleed. You stay in a coma for around 8 months until the doctors render you brain dead and pull your life support.

this is chicken

bobacupcake

its a mystery

this is friend

I love that this has thought process has happened independently in three different pieces of media

tramtheram

So I purchased the Xbox elite (slim) when it came out. Now this model had the Kinect included which had the camera of course but also a microphone which you could use instead of a headset mic (quality be damned) and that gave the Xbox voice commands the key one being "Shutdown"

I rember being in a Black ops game where some kid was mouthing off, screaming and the usual announce. However it was pretty obvious he was using his Kinect as a microphone so after a while someone older finally called out the shut-off command and there was a glorious moment of panicked child trying to get the Xbox to not turn off before getting booted from the lobby along with a few of us others that also had the Kinect hooked up. It was hilarious and cathartic.

this is sportsball

this is screenshot

this is science diagram

zackbuildit

A new gimmick blog, alright

yeah

paperandpencilsandskips

I love messing with these annoying accounts

the-verification

Verified ✔️

this is beugeues