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Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
Some of these are fucking wild.
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BEAST (AU Novel): Summary with Short Excerpts
This post is more than 7,000 words long.
1. I have not put any warnings on this post; that does not mean there aren’t possible triggers. If you’d like to know specifically what these trigger warnings are, please privately contact me. For those who proceed, please do so at your own caution.
2. Please do not repost. Please do not translate into another language.
3. I have translated only those excerpts I wanted to. If you’d like to send asks, please kindly refrain from asking me to translate a certain part or other.
4. If you want to wait for a full English translation, reading this post will most likely, most definitely, take away some of the excitement of reading the novel.
5. Once again, same encouragement for movie posts applies: tag responsibly and place all discussion under a ‘read more’, try to keep your tweets out of the public search engine, please be especially careful if you have followers who do not wish to be spoiled.
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I made icons! 🥰
Anyone can use them, just credit me! 💕
I am legitimately afraid of the spirit of shaggy meme as it seems to have no origin everyone just suddenly knew
💔Maiden Dissection - english translation
◼️Music : DECO*27 @ Mylist | Twitter | Website ◼️Movie : OTOIRO @ Website ◼️Movie Director / Animator : akka ~ Twitter ◼️Sub Animator : ろづ希 (Rotzuki) ~ Twitter ◼️Editor : Yuma Saito ~ Twitter ◼️Logo Design : 八三 (Hachisan) ~ Twitter +Translation : Forgetfulsubs
I’ll be doing the captions later since I don’t have time at the moment but I really enjoy the pv and the deco translation demand is strong so here is a temporary hiatus from my hiatus. if someone would like to do the captions for me it would be greatly appreciated.
[Warning: not so safe for work lyrics, death/suicide and a whole lotta bones]
乙女解剖であそぼうよ ドキドキしたいじゃんか誰だって 恥をしたい 痛いくらいが良いんだって知った あの夜から
Come on, let’s play at maiden dissection I mean, everyone wants their hearts to beat fast, don’t they? We want to feel embarrassed– if it’s painful, all the better That’s what I learned, ever since the night I felt that way.
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Clock Crest Story / After the Rain ― Translated Song Compilation
All of the songs in After the Rain’s first official album “Clock Crest Story” have been translated by me & @destination-of-fate! The posts have been compiled in the order of the CD’s tracklist, so please enjoy reading them if you haven’t already (*^^*)
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Clock Crest Story / After the Rain Tracklist
“Ouka ni Tsukiyo to Sodeshigure (The Moonlit Night & Tear-Stained Sleeves Under Cherry Blossoms)” / After the Rain
“Moumoku Shoujo to Grisaille (The Blind Girl & Grisaille) / After the Rain
“Berserk” / Mafumafu
“Amayadori (Taking Shelter from the Rain)” / Soraru
“Garakuta no Tsukurikata” / After the Rain
“Wasuremono (Forgotten Things)” / Mafumafu
“Insomnia” / After the Rain
[Spica] ← Instrumental
“Sekai Shikku ni Shounen Shoujo (World-Sick Young Boys & Girls)” / Soraru & Mafumafu
“Tamensou (A Weed of Many Faces)” / Soraru
“Machibouke no Kanata (Beyond Waiting in Vain)” / Soraru
“Saezuri (Chirp)” / Mafumafu
“Chocolate to Himitsu no Recipe (Chocolate & the Secret Recipe)” / After the Rain
“Neverending Reversi” / After the Rain
[Aster] ← Instrumental
“I Sleep Well” / After the Rain
Matchakame’s translations ➤ Songs & Articles, All Works
Emma’s translations ➤ All Works
Burr: fools who run their mouths off wind up dead
Alex: Iimaginedeathsomuchitfeelsmorelikeamemoryisthiswhereitgetsmeonmyfeetseveralfeetahe-
Burr: that's it
ah yes, the four hogwarts houses. gryffindor, slytherin *looks at smudged writing on hand* rave club and hinkypunk
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.
Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. And then the murders began.
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And then the murders began.
The phantom of the opera did exist. And then the murders begun.
Maman died today. And then the murders began.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. And then the murders began.
In 1815 Monsieur Charles-Francois-Bienvenu Myriel was Bishop of Digne. And then the murders began.
In an old house in Paris, that was covered in vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. And then the murders began.
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.
“Where’s Papa going with that axe?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.
Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. And then the murders began.
“Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents,” grumbled Jo, lying on the rug. And then the murders began.
In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. And then the murders began.
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since. And then the murders began.
My father’s family name being Pirrip, and my Christian name Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names nothing longer or more explicit than Pip. And then the murders began.
After a year of slavery in the Salt Mines of Endovier, Celaena Sardothien was accustomed to being escorted everywhere in shackles and at sword-point. And then the murders began.
Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out
Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..
Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend
Bro: touche…
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Bro: so you like girls?
Me: yep
Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?
Me: maybe
Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO??
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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?
Me: sure… $10?
Bro: okay
Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three
Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….
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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU
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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?
Bro: yeah?
Friend: what’s that?
Bro: basically she’ll date anyone
Friend: think she’ll date me?
Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..
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Bro: so…how was narnia?
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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too
Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything
Mother: yeah but-
Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has
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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED
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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?
Me: ew no
Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS
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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type
Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type
Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce
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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?
Me: hopefully
Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??
Me: no?
Bro: dammit…
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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur
Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you
Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!
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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?
Me: what?
Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food
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Bro: aw fuck
Me: what?
Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl!
Me: no thats okay-
Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???
This is so sweet actually
i just made bird noises
This is the best thing I've read all day
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protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger
SHIT THOUGH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE?
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I’m looking for-“
girls
boys
anyone
no one
friends
etc
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
Like:
“Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
Or:
“He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well.”
you are the future
pLeASE
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
Can we… be friends?
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Me: I have a lot of anime to catch up to
Me:
Me:
Me: let's start a new one
When ya studying something and it just don’t make sense.
