"I have great confidence in fools.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

They missed. 😔

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

sorry the fact that lestat went and bought halloween candy- and still went to give it out despite the fact he was in the middle of a breakdown- just for kids to show up at his door dressed like his dead daughter and two of his exes. absolutely killing me.