"I have great confidence in fools.

armand confessing to stalking daniel for 52 years, panicking when daniel doesn't find it romantic, and basically yelling LESTAT FUCKS HIS MOM!!! to divert to attention off his feelings. incredible.

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

STOP IM CRYING

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

god i love a christine who has been dating raoul like "well there's no reason to break up with him. he's very nice and handsome and rich and has a beautiful kind soul. when i talk about goblins he does attentive listening about it." and then a used halloween yard decoration with a motion sensor for scaring children is listed on facebook marketplace within her search radius and she's like Oh fuck. Romantic love sexual style!?

sorry raoul but there's this hideous felon who has really been vibing w/me like crazy lately... oh it's not a BAD thing that he's a felon! lots of people are! that's the carceral state for ya! but ummm it's mostly that some of the felonies WERE crimes he did to me. And he ISSSS twice my age and unpalatable socially and if he were to go outside people would throw rocks and rotten fruit at him <3

the more of a leroux guy she's leaving raoul for the more fascinating this behaviour becomes i think. like an alw guy is obviously sexually rancid in a heartfelt and captivating way. a kay guy is like well... christine always WAS a little not normal about the jungle book hypno snake? but a leroux guy is like Duuude his closeup magic and access to little bug figurines and explosives... irresistible

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space