Oli

What was that noise outside just now

Is everyone ok

Oh my god something exploded

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

Well that was fun, back to normal sports like football and baseball then.

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough