Oli

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

All offense when will donald trump die

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

did you seriously just let it linger

dude i had to