C'est la vie

me, undeterred, taking another shot and slamming the glass down: –and he meets this woman, right, she’s basically just arrested and threatened him and that’s the extent of their interaction, but within HOURS he’s like “our fates our intertwined now you can’t leave me” and he was the ONLY ONE who believed her about her traumatic past and she was the ONLY ONE who believed him about where he came from, and then he almost dies and gives a heartfelt goodbye and he says, he says, “against the impossibility that we would find each other, we did, and i am most grateful for it” like some kind of cheesy romance novel, but the writers think they should focus on his centuries-dead wife?? who clearly didn’t give two shits about him???

friend, growing increasingly concerned: okay, but it was cancelled a long time ag–

me: and THEN he says, he says to her, “i choose to forge my fate with you,” and it takes him a whole ass season to break his wife out of hell, but when abbie gets stuck there? boy busts himself out of a coffin by BLOWING HIMSELF UP and they’re reunited and hugging the life out of each other twenty minutes later,

friend: are… are you okay

1 - Refuse to say the pledge of allegiance.

2 - Say anything negative about the military.

3 - Question Capitalism in any way.

4 - Say that America isn’t the best country in the world.

5 - Make a critique of mainstream American culture.