Sacrifice is progess

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

I’m not even fucking 30 yet why

If it’s 2019 and you aren’t completely 100% bored of superhero movies to the point you become subconsciously angry at your friends for saying they want to go see the next umpteenth Marvel/DC film of the year, you have no soul or personality.

I completely understand where you’re coming from.

“why would anyone pick a human race option in a fantasy game” because it’s a reflection of God’s victory and might working through His ordinary human prophets and believers to defeat Evil. Satan’s head was crushed by a Jewish peasant woman and that means I can crush the skull of Thagnor the Bloody as Simple Fred the sheep herder.

Non-human sentient races are the fetid blood of Ymir’s corpse made flesh and must be cleansed like any wound so that all under Thor’s protection may thrive

GOING FISHING By Guldies- Children, remember to credit your lovely stim-posts

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

Dead or alive + breath of the wild……

Dark souls 3 + Age of Empires… hm.

Stardew Valley and Sims 4?

Sims 4 and American Truck Simulator lol

Subnautica and Fallout 76.

Ghost recon and Fallout 76

Ghost Recon Wildlands and Spider-Man