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one must always maintain an unemployed sleep schedule. even with a job

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

@abyasaawan

@golden--like--daylight OUR ANNIVERSARY IS COMING

lately been really obsessed with the idea that reaching into the future is exactly like reaching into the past

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office