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dlstmxkakwldrl: getting ready

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listen i know codependency is bad in practice but it's so hot in theory tho. imagine needing to be attached at the hip with someone or you die of anxiety
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Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library
βbody shamingβ and its recognizing nearly every celebrity in american media is either succumbing to extreme eating disorders that clearly r making them sickly or pushing things like ozempic bc ppl r obsessed with skinniness to the point of being ok with dying bc of it β¦.i for one think its more shameful that this has become so normal that ppl think ur weird for saying this isnt how the world should be π
this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that
one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia
listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.
This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

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Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
Exercise does give you more energy in the long run which is so annoying tbh
You do feel better in general when you eat balanced meals on a predictable schedule and exercise and sleep and drink enough water which is just ugggghhhh frankly
For me personally the issue is doing all four of these at the same time consistently. One of them always seems to fall by the wayside. And being 3/4 of a functional adult is better than 0/4 yes but itβs still not ideal
just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews
You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
Please, how do you know this?
quicksand does not have any hands
When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis
From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.
Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.
Laugh track.
All so true. Why is the human Jon Arbuckle