I worship at the altar of autistic swag

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

Just steeped my tea for like 30 minutes idgaf im crazy

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

too thirsty to sleep so I got water but now I'm gonna be too pissful to sleep. Sickening. I've had enough of my patience being tested

"i can't believe i have to deal with this brain for my whole life" wrong! neuroplasticity