Topologist's Lament

I love every single one of you the most out of all the rest and I hope our parasocial relationship flourishes

scientist can't even explain why fish evolved to be easily breaded and fried .

bart simpson: a famous character with that fun and unique hairstyle we can all recognize

my diesel powered laptop computer is very loud and also dangerous to use indoors for extended periods all my co worker love it

computer mouse that stops working if you don't stuff enough cheese in there so its more realistic and lifelike please help me get my invention patented basically it runs on "cheese power"

finely... pride month is over and I can hang up my coat and go back to being a regular old joe 😅😮‍💨 Don't get me wrong, Im still proud to be an Ally... but it's real tough work and I think we all deserve a rest from worrying all month about that stuff!

my rich neighbor's pet bonobo had to be euthanized/aka "put down" in layman's terms because it would only eat michelin star food

homo sexual people love to listen to Lady Gogger

stay up past my bed time and got punished by sleep entities

I have insights into removing mold spores and fungal blight, without any need for hi-tech

i'm the one who uses the web site and phone apps to make my post

I invented a nuclear power gadget to help you prepare a new style of egg

I saw them feeding a pork-alligator hybrid into the deli meat slicer at safeway and packaging it as "Florida Style Ham"

bowl of cereal is like a health potion for Whirl Earler

I stand outside the games stop posted up rad as hell in my custom built warlock outfit giving arcane tips and tricks (konami code, etc) to fledgeling gamers in the late elementary to middle school demographic in hopes of cultivating a new generation of genius console players but the store is mostly full of amiibo bullshit plus the moms won't let me whisper directly into the kids ears so I have to whisper really loud from 3-4 feet away which makes the whole thing feel wickedly less arcane