Fic Things

I don't want to interact with minors (under 18), thanks.

You can interact if you're a transphobe (this includes denying transandrophobia) homophobe, racist, xenophobe, antisemite, islamophobe, ableist, misogynist, or if you're a tarpit of humanity in any other way, you're just not going to have a good time here, I think you're ignorant at best.

I don't want anything to do with people who are transabled (BIID excepted) or transrace.

I'm a disabled chronically ill writer, so I don't stick to any posting schedule and might take a while on updates.

More importantly, I also take a while to reply to comments - I'm so sorry. This weighs on me. I know anyone commenting is taking time out of their day to sit down and write a comment on my fic, and the least you deserve is a response. I hate that I leave them for so long.

(bodies are stupid, brains are useless, throw the whole human into space)

Don't Like Don't Read

Your Kink Is Not My Kink

Fiction =/= Reality, please, we already researched this in the 90's and concluded that listening to Marilyn Manson or playing violent videogames does not turn you into a murderer

Fictional Characters Do Not Have Rights Because They Do Not Exist.

I tag my fics out of courtesy.

If you read them, or are under the age of the rating and read them, and then complain about what I've written, I honestly don't care what you have to say. I don't consent to being used to self-harm.

I don't want to be your mum, or your teacher. I'm not here to hold your hand towards the moral of the ending, I'm not going to explain to you that doing bad things in real life is bad, I don't supersede your personal responsibility to use the back button.

I'm just writing nonsense words as a hobby because it's interesting or amusing to me.

I'm not a good enough writer to try femslash, and het pairings don't interest me unless pegging is involved.

FIC LIST UNDER THE CUT

Sure, it was just that I fulfilled some gift prompts, the person who was supposed to gift me back didn't, and the mods kinda just 'sucks to be you'

And I get it, I'm disabled, I take ages to update my fics, I was happy to wait, but I still expected something back at SOME point.

But they didn't arrange for anyone else to do it and just kinda forgot about me, and once is annoying, but it's happened to me three times now, so I've stopped taking part in stuff like that

"the sounds of thunder fall into categories based on loudness, duration, and pitch.

Claps are loud sounds lasting 0.2 to 2 seconds and containing higher pitches.

Peals are sounds changing in loudness and pitch.

Rolls are irregular mixtures of loudness and pitches.

Rumbles are less loud, last for longer (up to more than 30 seconds), and are of low pitch."

Thought I should let you know that, sadly, Ant Middleton....

... This guy

Is a right wing racist fuck who joined the likes of Katie Hopkins and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon AKA 'Tommy Robinson' AKA Pound shop Hitler and Elon Musk buttplug in a right-wing anti immigrant racist 'protest' in London recently.