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YES >:(

Some days it’s definitely like that.

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

it means relax and don’t worry, but don’t relax so far that you become inactive and complacent. be calm, but do what you gotta do. take it easy….but, take it

I think about this post 3x a week

I am currently at footnote number 60 and no, I do NOT like past me who made this meme instead of properly tracing their sources.

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

Hes right

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

Looks like she could lift a car, turns out she can throw the car

She said she could only trust me as far as she could throw me, which as it turns out was pretty damn far. What a way to fall: in love.

God bless nurses forever

Lovely makeup, Horace. What’s the occasion?

All I Have Are Negative Thoughts

Now why did y'all facetune the capybara

She just was not giving what was needed

That poor child who had to pay to commission his own mother ($;$($;_!$($; idc what you say MY kids get everything FREE from me

yall this is taken out of context, the rest of the thread said how the mom didn't want to take his money but he was really excited to commission her. it's teaching the kid to value artists' time & also treating him with respect on something he clearly wanted to do! (enough that he saved up for it, kept track of his mom's commission slots, and checked to make sure he was giving her a fair price!)

This is actually super sweet and fuck the ppl making it out like the mom was taking advantage of him. It sounds like he’s really proud of her and wanted to “officially” get art of her - that means he respects her skill and her work! Good kid.

This is by far the most popular post I've ever made and I'm glad. Fred deserves all this fame.

i think we‘ve watered down the word "objectifying" a lil too much. i get when it’s jokes but when people unironically use it as a synonym for finding someone attractive it’s like... do you realize it means viewing someone as less than fully human lol