Abicion's House of Horrors

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

This is the first time I've seen the original version of this clip without all the warbly demented audio editing.

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

I’m wheezing

Big Dick Energy

Ah yes. Shroom.

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

Just think. You could buy a third of a PS5 with that.

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war