I think the assassin that took out the United Healthcare CEO single handedly reunited the States because there are people on tiktok with literal N*zi pfps/trump pfps/maga pfps agreeing with everything I say about knocking off the rich instead of fighting with each other. I see them interacting with ppl with Palestine pfps, trans/lgbt pfps and getting along with each other rather than starting discourse. It's like we've found something that we can actually agree on for the first time. I haven't seen the United States THIS united in my lifetime.

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

man this politics shit is easy

supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.

warrior's dilemma

technology is advancing in the wrong direction. we need something that makes teeth stay clean forever. please scientists

reblog if you vote please! i want the site devs to find out how annoying it is to navigate to snooze tumblr live EVERY SINGLE WEEK

Every Sunday like clockwork I take the vile thing off my dashboard. @staff

this is from spy kids

A male coworker (a doctor, no less), who I know pretty well but is not a close friend, came up to me when I was pregnant and put his hand on my belly. Once he removed it and stepped back, I placed MY hand on HIS stomach, and stared him uncomfortably in the eyes. “How does this feel to you? Is this weird to you?” Apparently it was, because he apologized profusely for 2 months, and when his cousin came to the US to visit and came to the office, the first thing she asked him was, “Is this the pregnant woman you awkwardly laid your hand on?” 

Men love to read about war in their queen size bed

putting on my emotional support black nail polish

the fact that i haven’t felt the sensation of being double bounced on a trampoline in literal years is honestly sick and twisted

just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”

certified iconic post