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UK politics update:

Reporters fight to be heard over Benny Hill theme song blasting outside Parliament while we await Johnson's resignation speech.

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witcheschess

patrocles

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

dickslapthestate

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

tallandartsy

Holy shit I literally say this to my roommate EVERY TIME she’s misplaced something… the really amazing thing… is most of the time she’s sitting on it and “have you checked your butt?” Is a valid response. I feel SO validated.

stars-bean

“Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia!”

Anastasia (1997) Ocean’s Eight (2018) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) The Witches (1990)

friendofozma

Gritty (2021)

ottermatopoeia

Aretha Franklin (2014)

make--it--gayer

veztemporana-deactivated2019061

bonus:

scumbagsblog

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

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the-real-skeletor

lizziesolsen-deactivated2017060

It was very sad for me.

Tired: taking my lexapro

Wired: watching It’s FlashBeagle, Charlie Brown and producing enough serotonin to power a small city

#don’t worry I’m still taking my lexapro #BUT I AM ALSO WATCHING FLASHBEAGLE

mal-luck

vizuallyill

indeed we do.

dwaynethegeekisdead-deactivated

Yes we do.

goblinparty

Amen.

robfoxirl-deactivated20120410

Mark of Slaanesh!

dreadedmothavulcan-deactivated2

^^^ I love my nerd <3

heritageposts

date of origin: 23rd of january, 2012.

#hey do you wanna see something absolutely cursed #I want this tattooed because it makes me scream every time I look at it #tiny freshman in college abbey would have loved this and I both love and pity her for that

heritageposts

That dumbass edit is making me genuinely reevaluate if I am attracted to mads mikklesen i hate you so so much

i’m sorry anon...

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bad1dimagines

🔗

#teenage girls are so important send tweet

everythingfox

Would you listen to his song?

lesbianrey

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

original full audio

gifbro

4gifs

Japanese Sumo robots

setheverman

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

bunjywunjy

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

s-p-giffy

IT GOT BETTER!!!

transmortifried

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

jumpingjacktrash

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

vastderp

!!!

hickeywiththegoodhair

lads im goin into cardiac arrest

der-hornmeister

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

discreet45

fiztheancient

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

jerkstorecalling

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

toolusingmammalgirl

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

#I’m going through all the things College Abbey reblogged and FUCK this is still so funny to me #FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!!

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If the EXTREMELY thorough Title IX training Illinois is making me do before I can register for classes had the goal of making me familiar with the issues of campus rape, PTSD, and shame—then boy howdy I am already fucking aware, thanks

#it’s so graphic #and so long #wow I’m 27 and this shit just never really goes away huh

etereasa

absolutely obsessed with these three georgian girls called trio mandilli (source)

vbartilucci

I can only hope the mule joins them on tour.

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