that’s all there is

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

Despite everything the bug scuttles on

the downward spiral 🌀 #mydownwardspiral

dips you. dunks you.

I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

passage of time stoppp 🤣 like literally stop 😐

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map

Keep Yucking Im Bout 2 Yum

um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle

WHO SAID THAT?