that’s all there is

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map

Keep Yucking Im Bout 2 Yum

um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle

WHO SAID THAT?

hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

bit mad innit. This whole thing

the em dash and i are in a torrid toxic love affair

That 40 min walk to nowhere particular Will save your life

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

i make a mean soup

Now make one that is beautiful and true