foot prints on the moon

He’s tall, he’s incredibly tall, he’s really fucking tall. I didn’t say a name but he popped into your head didn’t he?

girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

#if you use this argument w/ annoying straight boys there is literally no way they can win#oh so you disagree?#you think boys w/ short hair are hotter? (via)

This is literally the best thing I’ve ever read.

The overreacting Watermelon was being melondramatic..

Gonna reblog this every time it pops up on my dashboard.

Mars: babe I’m wet NASA: I’m coming over

“here’s to the people that do what is expected of them as human beings”

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop