Aarondactyl

this will one day be us

based firemen

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

Well you see I have a special problem solving tool. It’s called an “axe” it’s really good at cutting red tape.

Hot take: we should also not be torturing incarcerated people with disgusting-on-purpose food, because they are human beings.

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also, undocumented immigrants should be eligible for SNAP, because (and here's the kicker) NOBODY DESERVES TO STARVE. EVER.

I just think that if you knew you were going to be pissed off by monsterfucker vibes being added to Frankenstein in a film adaptation, you probably should not have watched the Frankenstein movie directed by the world's most famous monsterfucking advocate.

I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY