:3 (with rizz)

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

Ok then don't post it online?

sorry i forgot we’re only allowed to post if it’s a performance for a target audience my bad my fault sorry

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

He is doing a very good job of being a convincing smash player

OP where’s the gamer goof of the century post

its incredible to me that david cage is a man with absolutely no personal or professional qualities who snobbishly despises the medium of video games, which he doesnt know the first thing about, but became obsessed with participating in purely to chase some sort of frenchman delusion of his that he, personally, is the joan of arc of game design and that his mission is to "prove" that there is more to games than "just killing people", and to achieve this he makes alleged video games where you do still kill people, but(!!!) this time the game actually sucks to play. and besides the qtes the main event is ofc the complementary pleasure of a childishly offensive hamfisted autofellatio of a narrative that loosely grazes real life social issues and is interrupted only by his debilitating fetish for "tough girl" dark-haired pixie cut white woman main characters getting almost raped in a gratuitous voyeuristic framing. in his french mind he really is the plucky brunette(/bald) heroine of his very own ya dystopia who bravely pioneers his daring and unheard of understanding of what a video game can be like in a world where the only other games that have ever existed are the counter strike parodies that you see on like law&order. and btw his birthday is 6/9/69 lol

also I promise you there are quite a lot of trans men who do not want to be told how attracted to their "afabness" you are. your obsession with people's government sex assignments is gross. spare us your essentialism and just don't fuck people you don't want to fuck it's that simple

the fact that some trans men call themselves lesbians is not a blank check for you to reduce them all to their agabs. it's disgusting. stop

textbook example of how you can be the most articulate bitch on the planet about how no one has to fuck a tranny, but if you come for their ability to announce unprompted to minority groups how unfuckable they think we are they crack out the language of sexual assault

anthony fantano acting like an arbiter of culture is so funny because the biggest impact he has had on my life was that one comment on his fetch the bolt cutters review calling him a misogynist