Thinking about this post that headcanon’s Ilya’s hobby being a car obsession and that other post (I can’t find it!) that headcanon’s Shane likes fixing things around the house and Ilya finds it hot and just. The two. Both.
Ilya leaning against the bathroom door frame as Shane has contorted to fit himself under the sink, muttering to himself about washer sizing and cheap materials. “Hey, can you hand me the 3/4?” And what, is Ilya just supposed to not suck Shane’s dick right then and there??
Contrast this to Shane going to grab something from the garage during oil change day (“Does your boring car need? I will do it, too.”). Ilya’s music is blasting, his fingertips are black, he’s got a dirty rag hanging from the waistband of his $80 adidas shorts. He’s leaning over the engine wearing one of Shane’s shitty old shirts he’s cut up to a muscle tee, and Shane cannot fucking remember what he came in here for but he can’t look away. He actually can’t remember walking towards Ilya either but he must, because they’re making out, and Ilya’s hands are all over him, rucking up his shirt, leaving dark fingerprints on his skin. Shane has never really given any thought to being fucked over the hood of a car before but there’s something about Ilya’s competency and care that just. Is really doing for him. Ilya comes so hard and so fast he almost blacks out.
Something about the two of them turned on and obsessed with each other’s off-ice skills, competence, and interests I dunno.
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