after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

You can lie when you name things

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

This is gonna be the phone in bed that saves me

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

I care very much

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

you're on the reblog website. reblog things.