Lestat's #1

I know that the “billionaire playboy” look is important to B’s look but honestly if the joker or smthn tried to kill someone at a gala and Bruce fuckin decked him everyone would probably just be like “damn these Gotham boys are just Like That huh”

Too true, the actual reason nobody makes Bruce Wayne the Batman seriously is because the entirety of Gotham is ridiculous and Like That

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

*swipes up quickly* whoopss they fucking

this is indeed how it used to be before the porn ban

I don't like when suicide prevention focuses on "think about your family, your friends, la la la", like. If someone is in that mindset, if you are so far gone in your pain and misery that death seems like the only solution, I don't think the additional guilt trip of, "aw but what about other people!!" Like, in my lowest of lows, I'm not thinking about my parents or the people that care for me—I'm thinking about how my material circumstances are making living impossible. So, maybe... if more care was given to livable wages, universal basic income, healthcare, housing, etc... I'm sure that'd do much more for those struggling with suicidal ideation than guilt trips.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

TKM is one of the funniest aftg books because neil is actively getting hunted for sport the entire time and instead of caring about that he’s just meddling in other people’s lives and playing therapist for 400 pages: telling kevin to start living for himself & and forcing the twins to go to therapy together & passing jean’s number on to renee so that she can talk to him. and it WORKS too. the field of psychology lost its best mind when neil decided to go pro w/ exy