hnngghhhh

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

*sighs dreamily* I wanna be like him when I grow up

it's really really funny to me that eva stratt's list of crimes canonically includes piracy. do movie only fans know they tried to take her to court for pirating everything ever published and she ron swanson'd her way out of it. i need you all to know this.

Eva Stratt does NOT need a redemption arc. Eva Stratt did EVERYTHING WRONG so that no-one else would have to. Her hands are permanently stained with blood so humanity gets to keep on living.

No cuz y'all don't get it I love her

i love agender grace so much. i'm a very much guy, but i've frequently explained my own relationship to gender as being akin to the observer effect in physics, wherein the act of observation alters the state of the observed subject. in my case, this ends up meaning "i'm a man because i exist in a society with genders, but if i go exist alone in nature away from all of humanity then i'm not really anything at all, because there is no applicable observer". and anyway i feel like that is the sort of nerd bullshit grace would pull also and i am bequeathing it unto him via the magic of headcanon. whatever. go my scarab.

Me??? Me af??? On God???

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

Me and Nyan cat have the same birthday!