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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

eater-of-hopes-and-dreams

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

blitzlowin

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

inkvoices

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

inkvoices

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

lightningladybug

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

inkvoices

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

dannnnnnnnnnnnex

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slyrivers

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

libralthinking

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

yooterus-deactivated20220126

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

j-liz

“And tried to uh…. ….NUTS!”

roswellsoup

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

arrow-ettes

how it's feeling rn

lowpolyanimals

Swamp Lizard from Old School RuneScape

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porterr-robinson

sandersstudies

This is so

Unnecessary

myrrhguy-deactivated20250626

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

moonblossom

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

zibaldoni-elzapoppin

rockingred52

@endlessvoidsnkittens

irisunchained

You really do get over your first love one random day.

#still waiting....#literally cried about him last night while in the arms of my better half #so grateful for my better half. but sometimes he reminds me so much of my first love.

irisunchained

You really do get over your first love one random day.

varusteleka

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

diamondguls

Are you….. A reptile ?

nyanbinyuri

what are you a cop? mind your business

deeobee

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kaijuno

halfricanloveyou

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

meatmobile

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

spiderworries

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

spiderworries

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb.

spiderworries

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

0kkvlt

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

witchsfists

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

asmeesh

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

shit-show-no-go

Can you swap their heads ?

asmeesh

omg you can

asmeesh

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

theinvisiblespoon

emmaklee

pourquoiwhy

I learned a new concept

Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine)

biglawbear

Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation.

gallusrostromegalus

Oh neat the first time I heard of the concept the guy described it to me as "catastrophic functionality".

He was talking about it in the context of designing robots that would go in and stop nuclear reactor meltdowns, something that would 100% destroy the robot, but they would be designed to keep functioning and fighting the meltdown for as long as possible. He had some designs where over 80% of the robot has died and it was functionally dragging its corpse around by its one working arm because one more minute of functionality might save thousands.

I've been having a few bad years mental health wise, and thinking about those robots a lot .

maddie-2022

This is also why NASA missions usually keep going so long after schedule. They are *masters* of graceful degradation, able to keep machines limping along on minimal power and after sustaining heavy damage

thememedaddy

remanence-of-love

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lesbianchucklefucker

You don’t have to think you’re hot but other people inevitably are going to so you at least need learn to accept that perception with grace instead of falling back on self deprecation every time someone is brave enough to call you cute

houndmother

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

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