whillie whoncka

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

no I cannot just 'enjoy this piece of media normally' I need to consume it fully. I need to eat it. this show? I have to eat it. it's the law

It’s only a matter of time until someone uses a drone to kidnap a child

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347

ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.

The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?

If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.

doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses? 

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage

raw as in.. unfiltered, primordial.

raw as in without a condom

#nevernotreblog

this is the guy who found out one of his ancestors was killed by one of his slaves and was like “he had it coming”

That final scream