they're weird, they're wonderful

1. Mark pointing out that the categories "no more women" and "no more men" don't rule out all people, there are still nonbinary people left (S4G13 25:30) 2. Tim in that green wig explaining what swinging means - "would you like to do this sort of scenario with me, Alex?" (S5G1 7:20) 3. Mark in the church starting a speech of an officiant to marry Tim and Alex (Live9 8:28) 4. Mark singing "my camera is attached to my boyfriends" (S5G4 19:10) 5. Both Tim and Alex being weird about the other one wearing gloves - Tim: "very sexy, like Zsa Zsa Gabor"; Alex: "long fingerless gloves - one of my little fetishes" (clip) (Live8 12:12) (Live2 32:20) 6. Tim complimenting Alex on his pink wig, comparing him to Patricia Arquette, and not getting a compliment back: "I've just said you look like someone I actually fancy" (Live6 19:15) 7. Mark saying "good boy" to Alex and Alex immediately perking up (Aunts 0:35) 8. All of them smooching the cameras - "and finally some romance in No More Jockeys!" (S4G3 12:17) 9. "I'm really challenging!" "But I still love you, Horne!" (S2G8 19:35)