A Lot of Corny Shit

The crazy bastard did it. I was on the forums when this dude started

Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER

fuck it up granma

h-hewwo and wewcome to my TED talk- *a steel beam falls from the ceiling and crushes me to death*

Fellow Americans please queue this for December 2nd

in httyd when gobber says “the dragon will always go for the kill” and it shows hiccup at the place where toothless spared him as he goes, “so why didn’t you?”, and later on when hiccup says he should’ve just killed toothless, that it would’ve been better for everyone, astrid asks “the rest of us would’ve done it. so why didn’t you?” and hiccup says that he saw himself in toothless, and that’s why hiccup spared him. so good. incredible. i ate that shit up like a wild rat

You’re a mean one mr grinch isn’t even a Christmas song. Doesn’t even mention Christmas once. Just a dude dragging the hell out of the grinch for 3 minutes. Could be played on the radio year round.

I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally

Is it impostor syndrome?

This is funniest joke I have ever made in my life and I feel like you guys don’t appreciate that enough

Love those ads for fake puzzle games where the puzzle is blatantly unsolvable

dont just bring up ancient memories like that with no hesitation

So that point should be soft shelled and aquatic turtles and the point that says turtles should actually be tortoises. For legs/shell/soft/wet-ish? Being the circled space. And shell/legs/dry is what goes in the existing space where turtles is written.