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if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

bf went to go see obsession last night and now im not allowed to show him affection or general desire for his company or he freaks out

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Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

Whales have a heart the size of a small car. Imagine if they learned the true meaning of Christmas

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