hiya bestie it’s me again! if you’re requests are open, could i please have some short headcanons with a couple slashers of ur choice about a fem!reader who pole dances (as fitness and acro tricks), thankyou and no worries if not💕
Hi dude! They are and I love this request!) Michael, Jason, Pamela, and stu.
Michael Myers (Any Michael will work)
Michael never really questioned the Lage metal pole you had in the middle of your room because he thought it was to support the house. Listen he's been in that sanitarium for a while so the outside world is a little confusing for him after all these years-
However, once he walks in on you pole dancing his mind is immediately in the gutter and he begins to get rather suspicious of the so called 'office' you work at.
You're definitely going to have to explain to him that you specifically use the pole for fitness as well as your acro routine.
He's still gonna break into your work to make sure due to him being raised in a time where that was completely unheard of, but after that he won't bother you about it.
You had brought your pole with you when you had moved in with him and had set it up while he was out checking his traps.
He was quite surprised to come back home and see you pole dancing, and the best part is that he doesn't see at as sexual in any way, shape,or form. This is mostly due to him being so young when he had 'died'.
Pamela on the other hand is desperately trying to get him to look away. She's definitely a little iffy about it; however, once you explain it to them she's a little more comfortable with it.
Jason loves to watch you practice! He thinks you looks so graceful while you do tricks on the pole.
She had come home from a hunt to see you practicing on your pole and was a little confused.
If you were a pole dancer she would have known by now right? Does this mean you had lied to her when you had told her you worked in an office?? Why??
Once you notice her in the doorway watching you with a perplexed look you greet her and continu practicing your tricks.
Eventually when she finally asks you about the pole and you explain that it's for acro and fitness she is quite relieved that it's only that.
She's definitely going to want you to teach her how to pole dance as well.
Whenever they come to visit you and see you pole dancing they immediately begin to think that you're trying to seduce them.
Yeah uh you might want to be quick about explaining why you're actually pole dancing. Either that or they may take things to the bedroom-
Even after you explain it Billy is still going to think of it in a more sexual manor; however, Stu thinks it's one of the coolest things ever. He could watch you practice for hours on end.
He'll even ask you about how you do it, but he won't actually attempt it.
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