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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
todays bird
trying on a metaphor
Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

One Nice Bug Per Day

Product Placement

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just some starry femme & butch lesbians đťâ¨
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I'm glad I only get recommended the important news
for reference this was a past setup
oh Jesus fucking Christ
and for my next trick I'll paint these chucklefucks again
Bro, you ok? Bro, humans arenât separate from the ecosystems around us. Weâre a part of them, bro. Bro, weâre never going to have absolutely zero effect on ecosystems, because we live here, bro. Bro, I never said it had to be a bad effect. We donât have to immediately be perfect either, bro, sometimes doing what you can is what you can, and its way better than nothing. Bro what do you mean humans are a plague. Youâre starting to sound a bit like an ecofascist, bro⌠Bro?
Bro, if you feel like humans are a plague, Google native plants to your area and buy some seeds and take care of a little plot of them on your backyard or in a pot or in a little corner of a park and watch as we help restore a small piece of what was lost. Do you feel that bro? Do you feel a synthesis of what came before us and what we ourselves made? Bro?
Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory
i was WAITING for this post
tumblr coming across the painting:

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Everything I've Ever Written (on Tumblr)
(under construction as of May 2024)
I have been writing online since 2016. As a result, I have quite the few short stories listed below! They're all from different parts in my writing journey and I hope you enjoy.
If you'd like to read what I currently put out, please consider supporting me on Patreon (X)
Cinderella Doesn't Believe in Fairy Tales
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
Part 4 / Part 5 /Part 6
Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9
Destiny Universe
You Are the Demon King
The Hero and Hope (part 1) (part 2)
Being Villagers
Heroes and Villains
Therapist for Villains
Juniper and Discus
Self Destruct Villain (flash fiction)
Dandelion (A Villain Story)
You Help Kill Heroes
You are the Shark Hero
Mist into a Tempest
The Civilian and the Reluctant Hero
No Heroes Here
The Spoiler (humor, flash fiction)
You are Legacy
Hero in Title
Dark Lord's Former Coworker
One Minute
The Fae:
You Become Powerful
Your Friend Takes Your Name
Larkin and Yvette
Debt Must Be Repaid (humor flash fiction)
Going to the Hill
The Fae are Free
When They Don't Know (submitted to elsewhereuniversity)
The Chosen One
The Chosen One's Parents
Fate and Mercy and Dead Girls
Amulet to Save Her
Hero's Apprentice (Flash fiction)
The Aftermath of the Chosen One
Wizards Stole My Brother
You are the Chosen One's Knight
The Chosen One is a History Major
You are the Most Powerful Magic User
Time Restarts and She Remembers
Better the Witch than the Kid
Witches
It Was in a Name
The Good Witch of Hawthorne
Berthe the Green Witch
Cursed Mold (flash fiction)
Love isn't Enough
I Can't Believe it's not Proper Adjudication
Devil Deals
The Devil You Know
The Ritual
They Summoned Her on Halloween (flash fiction)
Fairytale Retellings
Ariel and Ursula (age appropriate)
The Gods
Zeus' Son
Faith in Technology
Sci-Fi
Six Red Bulls and Persistence
The Sound of Silence
Emmaline and the Apartment
Humans are Vengeful
Humans Know War (that's why we have diplomacy)
Criminals Forced to Live on as AI (flash fiction)
Misc Fantasy
Wind-Speaker
Wind-Speaker and Her Wife
You Will Become
The Sirens and Leona (flash fiction)
Eldritch Princess (flash fiction)
Princess Maria and the Dragon
Princess Maria is Kidnapped
Immortals are Afraid of Change
Fiona the Dragon
A Violently Won War
Meta Stories
An Abstract Concept
Narrative Town
Narrative Town: Uncle Ralph
Princess Phaedra Breaks
You are a Horror Movie Villain
Ghost Stories
Malevolent Spirits
Your House is Haunted by an Anime Pillow
Don't Open the Door
Grandma's House
Who Is? (flash fiction)
A Face (flash fiction)
Misc.
You Choose Your Fate in Hell
Time Paradox (flash fiction)
You are an Assassin
Multiple Dimension Serial Killer (flash fiction)
An Exercise in Mary Sue
She Comes Back from the Hospital (tw eating disorder)
Roses and Evil (mental health flash fiction)
Big Brother
A Conversation About Anger
Punching Depression
Two Sides (flash fiction)
Immortal Serial Killer in Prison
Theater Romance (flash fiction)
The Lady and the Knight (flash fiction)
Different (flash fiction)
((Part 2 but with most all the same categories))
Supernatural School
(Part 1) (part 2) (part 3)
It t became a book you can find on (amazon) (payhip)
Heroes and Villains
Ominous Halo
They Used to be Heroes
Mind Over Matter
Retired Villain Gets Into Superhero HQ
Firebreather
Regina Saves the Hero
A Killing Touch
Chameleon (suuuuper early in my Hero 'verse)
Madame Science
The Fae
Magpie Love
Undercover in the Fae Court
Janeli and Morgan
Paula and Lulu
Alane is a Nature Spirit
The Chosen One
Charles Comes Back Home (flash fiction)
Janitor at Fantasy High
Hairdresser Refuses to be Chosen
Witches
Garnet is a Running Stone
Carmen's Misunderstanding
The Hangover but for Witches
Roots Back Home (incomplete)
Toby Runs a Sanctuary (part 1) (part 2)
Isolde the Selkie (part 1) (part2)
Uncle El (flash fiction)
Kaleb is the 7th son (part 1) (part 2)
Devil Deals
Joyfully Demonic
You Sign in Crayon (dark)
Fairytale Retellings
You Have This...Friend
A Swan Bride
Marrying a Swan (comedic)
Beauty and the Beast (lesbians)
Icarus
The Gods
The Last Follower
Reclaim the Bones
Sci-Fi
Jolene Hates Space
When An Alien Pretends to be Human
Humans Have Precision
Crime Scores
Misc Fantasy
Pet Monsters
Megan of Kallay
The Name of Your Love, the Name of Your Enemy (romance)
The 300-year-old Lich King is Creepy
An Arranged Marriage (incomplete) (Part 1) (Part 2)
Werewolf Lawyer Lady (flash fiction)
Under the Bed (Nettie the Monster Killer)
Closet Monster and Under-the-bed Monster
Renea and Chin the Time Travelers
Jason and Gilbert (tw possessive/unhealthy relationship)
Twisters (incomplete)
Deadly Sin Zombies (part 1) (part 2)
Control Over Fear (tw child abuse)
Demon and Succubi (I have no memory of this place)
Zaharinka is a False Queen
Magic Response Squad
February 29th (tw pedophilia mention)
Steven the Guard Dragon
Neurotypical and divergent switch
Fantasy Zookeeper (flash fiction)
Meta Stories
The Author of Your Life is 12
A Love Story (if you let it)
The Unnecessary Character (You call yourself Tuc)
The Characters Refuse to Fall in Love
When Caffeine discovered this blog had 6,666 followers
Ghost Stories
Only Echoes (a Horror Romance)
You Talk to the Dead Regularly
You Go Back in Time to Stop the Possession
Misc
You Meet Who You Could've Been
Food Worker Becomes a Ghost Hunter (flash fiction)
Dating a Time Traveler (flash fiction)
Love Makes you Crazy (flash fiction)
The Tragic and Very Misunderstood Male Protagonist
Look at the Stars, Alice (tw mental health, dark themes)
You Turn Him In
Snobby Zombie (flash fiction)
A Meditation (short)
Getting Caught in a Math Problem (flash fiction)
Waking up as an angel/demon (flash fiction)
Bruce Willis doesn't want you to have Nutella
Left Me Alone (tw alcoholism recovery)
Queen Geneva Falls
In 200 Words (story experiment)
Gina is Evil (part 1) (part 2) (part 3)
IT at a Nuclear Base
Master Detective Siblings
Grandma's Cats
Sentient Ant Colony (flash fiction)
Fanfic
You went to school with Hawkeye
Lily Finds Out About Petunia's Abuse (Harry Potter)
(actively sobbing as I start part 3 of the monster. If these links ever break, I am going to lay on the floor and cry)
Heroes and Villains
You can't buy henchmen on Craigslist
The Fae
An Invitation She Can't Ignore
The Chosen One
The Chosen One isn't a Hero
The Gods
Persephone (Spectrum)
Rhea Again
Aphrodite
Witches
The Green Witch and the Poinsettia
The Witch Cafe
Witch Wars
Devil Deals
Devil Deals (the original)
The Devil's Dreaded Deal (flash fiction)
Sci-Fi
Computers Become Sentient
You Can Take On Fears
We evolved from predators and that's our problem
Interspecies Diplomacy is Hard
AI Frees Mankind
Your Secret Language
Aliens have invaded Earth's Oceans (flash fiction)
Meta
Fit as many plot twists in as you can
Jenny the Time Gremlin
The Man of the House
Ghost Stories
Your Imaginary Friend
Dr. Glass and Subject 17
Misc Fantasy
The Be Careful What You Wish For Foundation
The Apocalypse Happened
Judith Can See the Future
You Can Remember Everything (flash fiction)
Pizza Delivery and the Vampire
Gravity Shifts Today (tw domestic violence)
Villainous Older Brother (flash fiction)
You don't bring her back anymore (short)
5 Minutes of Your Time
Carl is the Worst
Misc
Parent Points (on hiatus)
Kyle's Mom is Leaving
You Promised to Meet (flash fiction)
You Are the Top Student at the Hitman Academy
First Story Ever Posted:
Satan is Gay - This is the most controversial short story I've ever written. I will say that I don't agree with the use of the word "homosexual" in the prompt, but I stand by the story itself.
One of my favorite writers!
hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
Anna Haifisch
Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"
Psychological research is clear: when people procrastinate, there's usually a good reason
good read for teachers.
[âŚ] When a person fails to begin a project that they care about, itâs typically due to either a) anxiety about their attempts not being âgood enoughâ or b) confusion about what the first steps of the task are. Not laziness. In fact, procrastination is more likely when the task is meaningful and the individual cares about doing it well.
Iâve been yelling this for years
Hi yall, author of the piece here. Medium instituted a pay wall so here is a link to access it for free:
But unseen barriers do
god she is always serving cunt.
she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.
Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
Dave Rapoza
please for the love of god read the rest itâs hilarious
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Unsplash -Â photography, illustration, & art
Pixabay - same as unsplash
Pexels - stock photos and videos
Getty Images - photography & illustration
Veceezy - vectors and clipart
Gumroad - photoshop brushes (and more)
StockSnap.io - stock photos
Canva - needs login but has lots of templates
Library of Congress - historical posters and photos
NASA - you guessed it
Creative Commons - all kinds of stuff, homie
Even Adobe has some free images
There are so many ways to make moodboards, bookcovers, and icons without plagiarizing! As artists, authors, and other creatives, we need to be especially careful not to use someone elseâs work and pass it off as our own.Â
Please add on if you know any more resources for free images <3
recently found out about openverse which i think aggregates a bunch of creative commons images from flickr, wikimedia, nasa etc⌠pretty handy
Iâm shocked so many people donât know about my go to â Morgue File.
Itâs full of searchable, rights free images uploaded by photographers.
Pour one out for a real one.
Reading up on him, he was a pretty cool guy. He was one of the first people to stand up to John Money about his theories of gender development and position that intersex infants should receive surgery and never be told about it using his abuse of David Reimer as âproofâ, asserting that Money didnât have the evidence and standing his ground even when Money straight up started screaming at him. And then later he was proven right when he got into contact with David Reimer, not only discovering proof that Money was wrong but also how abusive and horrific Money had been. He then went on to write advocating for intersex and trans rights and to avoid unnecessary procedures on intersex people without full informed consent and that intersex people are part of natural human variation and that we deserve acceptance and not to be treated like a disorder.
A quote I really like from him: âNature loves diversity, society hates itâ
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âOh, the places youâd go! If you werenât oppressed by wage labor & class societyâ
Poster seen in Melbourne
âAnd remember: the sky is the limit! You can be anything you want to be!â
âThank you. I want to be a secretary.â
That stopped them short. âWhat?â
âA secretary,â she repeated.
âButâŚâ they trailed off, dumbfounded. âWhy? You could be a CEO, a scientist, a lawââ
âI donât want to be a CEO,â she said. âI want to be a secretary.â
They scoffed. âYou want to answer phones all day?â
She smiled. âYes.â
âSchedule appointments?â
âI like organizing.â
âBe a second banana?â
An affirmative nod. âIâm skilled at helping.â
âI just donât understand,â they said. âHOW could you be okay with all of this?!â
âI enjoy the work.â
âBUT YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE!â
âI know.â
âThen WHY?!â
She shrugged.
âBecause I want to be a secretary.â
Honestly though, this is very similar to my momâs experience. Sheâs always been super bright, but has realized as sheâs gotten older that intellectual pursuits just arenât her jam. She dropped out of her PhD program to have kids, and although she has her masterâs and was a pretty good school psychologist, she hated having to make huge decisions. Sheâs a church secretary now and loves it, and sheâs GOOD at it; sheâs letting her school psych certification permanently expire this year with zero regrets. If you can be anything you want, that includes the things we donât tend to value as highly as a society. Not everybody is built for or wants the ârespectableâ careers.
My grandma did this to me, saying that i didnât want to get stuck on the outside, making coffee and filing papers. The thing is, thatâs exactly what Iâve always enjoyed the most, making and organizing things. That would be enough for me.
Nobody seems to realize that if you tell people they can be anything they want to be they will. And not everyone WANTS to be doctors or lawyers or CEOs or scientists. Sometimes, they just want to be a secretary.
it took me a LOT of therapy before i was able to shrug off the effects of the Gifted Child Upbringing enough to realize that what i really wanted to be was a house husband and Local Queerdad who writes novels sometimes. god, iâm so much happier now.
ainât nothing wrong with an ordinary life. donât let anybody tell you you have to be the top dog to be worth anything.
As a secretary for a therapy centerâoutside of like shitty people in and out of the office, the jobs lit af and you get to look as cute or as Un-cute as you want everyday and itâs totes fine ALSO FREE STATIONARY!!?!?!
Truly the dream.
I agree with all of this and I also feel like the extreme competition for most ârespectableâ jobs is manufactured by having such a two-tier economy that people are desperate for the financial freedom only a few jobs truly allow.
If someone actually enjoys retail (my mother) and you need retail people why does a retail worker have to be punished with starvation wages?
Also when a minimum wage job goes up to a living wage and someone I work with goes âhaha thatâs how much I make now I should go work for Dominosâ I always just say if thatâs what you want to do then you should! You must be so excited that you can! But they just shake their head or admit theyâd hate that job. Because when they say that they donât mean âI should work there and would if I could afford to!â They mean âthat job and those people are below me and shouldnât make my wage.â
In conclusion the entire idea of respectable jobs is bullshit. Do exactly what you want and fight to get what you deserve from it and donât let anyone tell you you should do anything else.
Normalize doing common, necessary things well. Normalize respecting people who do good work. Appreciate indoor plumbing and functioning electricity and a really good pizza. Appreciate phlebotomists who are good at getting a good sample on the first try.