t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

What's even funnier is that they have the same problem where the characters can't age in real time, but now they're portrayed by human actors who are getting farther and farther from their 20s

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

your boyfriend isn't really contributing to your narrative arc

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

Seeing a grammar mistake online now, in our AI slop world, feels like a warm hug. I just like the comfort of knowing a human is behind the screen

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

love the global audience chiming in we're in this together

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin