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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Jaina is a woman on a mission, reasonably and understandably distracted by two very loud dogs
Doodle inspired by this.......extremely explicit and violent fic.....that's been in my head nonstop. š¤ This doesn't happen in the fic, but the dynamic the author orchestrated gets me so riled up I need to chew wood to calm down, and I tried to channel some the energy here lol. Heed the tags, but I recommend it if you can handle it!
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Monk smiling when he sees a curious puppy. ViaĀ u/EviscerationNation
Theyāre ALL looking. This is too pure.
i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Letās Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers
i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently
Just found out what baby land hermits and horseshoe crabs look like and Iām in lovešā¤ļø
there was something in the pool last night
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Artwork by Arash Radkia
Brooklynās Finest (2009) dir. Antoine Fuqua
Police AU?????
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Reblogging again because ROSE!!! ššš
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I thought this was funnier than I should have
physically i may be sitting in a university lecture theatre but mentally i am an Opabinia in the Cambrian period sifting for food particles in the soft sediment
oh yea babeyā¦ thats the stuff
ā¦Days too small to fill their slots, days too large for the day to hold them. And days, no matter what their size, that leaked into the next. A leaky day is a dangerous thingā¦
ā Richard Siken, from The Field of Rooms and Halls
Artist: Albert Gyƶrgy with sculpture titled MĆ©lancolie.Ā
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Shipping 10 Years Ago: YOUR SHIP IS BAD BECAUSE MINEāS BETTER AND YOUāRE A STINKY DOO DOO HEAD FOR LIKING IT
Shipping 5 Years Ago: hey guys letās just ship whatever the hell we want and leave each other alone about it all right? cool
Shipping 2 years ago: Please write a minimum five-page feminist critique of your ship, examining any and all problematic aspects through the lens of queer and marxist theory, double spaced, 12-point font, MLA style citation, and wait 7 to 10 business days for council approval before shipping the thing
Shipping Now: Iām literally reporting you to the FBI for writing about fictional characters fucking
introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:
You: uhhhhh hi Iām new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever
iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*
911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! Youāll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha Iām old
SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!
Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!
dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We donāt biteā¦.. much!!
Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: ālolā (Laughing Out Loud!) donāt worry about greg sweetie! Heās just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3
This post broke through 17 mental blocks and gave me syphilis well done
How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack
-A werewolf named Chad
howā¦ what isā¦ did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now
I can never remember this cardās real name because everyone just calls itĀ āAbs of Treasonā
The card name isĀ āEnthralling Victorā. It has aĀ āspiritual sequelā card in terms of artwork calledĀ āCaptivating Crewā, drawn by the same artist:
Abs of treason
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I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, āNo, this is just a dream.ā So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, āThe anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.ā And then I woke up.
Well SOMEONEāS third eye is wide fucking open
Kristen Stewart, who it turns out is an INCREDIBLE Saturday Night Live host, just told Donald Trump off in the most wonderfully gay way
Kristen Stewart handed in THE strongest hosting job on Saturday Night Live for the season ā scratch that, for about the last five seasons. In her monologue she addressed those times Donald Trump tweeted about her and then accidentally dropped an f-bomb on live TV in true dangerous queer lady style.
Gifs: Saturday Night Live
WATCH THE VIDEO
(Also, this quote is the ideal response to just about everything so we isolated it for your repeated viewing pleasure)
whaaaaaaaat :DDD
