mirrorball

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

This is why you never give even 100% to an employer, and certainly not more than that. They will not reward you going above and beyond, they will not remember, they will simply kick you to the curb and replace you.

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

He might as well, we're not using it