pixbae

this threesome could have been an email

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can i hump your leg? hey can

I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANT A TAIL I WANNA WAG MY TAIL AND LET EVERYONE SEE HOW EXCITED I AM!! TAIL TAIL TAIL WAG WAG WAG

wow... you're cute. can I watch you jerk off?

"you don't post your dead dove fics on anon?" no, all of my dead dove, dirty, disgusting gay smut are posted on my main. I have no shame. normalize a girl being a pervert and a sex-crazed freak

Nine Inch Snails

its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

bend him over the table tuesday btw

make him weep wednesday to those who celebrate

thrust into him thursday

and finally, happy Fuck him stupid Friday everyone. peace and love on the planet earth

Cuteness agression but sexual style as in someone is just too sweet and cute and all I want to do is hold them down and bite and bruise and turn them into a whimpering mess

One must imagine Sisyphus grunting and moaning. Muscles straining & kinda sweaty. Loincloth fluttering in the breeze, etc