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it takes a long time to learn this, I still struggle with it

This is so fuckong funny I had no idea why the notes on this were popping again. I only just found out Overwatch released a hero through Twitter news so I want to thank my mutuals for helping curate an exquisite experience wherein no one really gives a shit about sameface OW femclones anymore

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

My Chemical Romance is preparing something, All Time Low just dropped a new song, Blink just released a new album. Green Day is about to drop and album and go on tour with Fall Out Boy and Weezer, Panic! At the Disco is in the top charts and Hayley Williams is coming back with new stuff. Is this describing 2020 or the mid 2000s?

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

“I’ve never cared much about international news, then a few years ago, the strangest thing happened.”