Hope You're Having a Day!

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

I need Ghibli therapy where some utter magic nonsense happens to me and it’s all very weird but there’s some nice people and when it’s over I come out of it a more complete person

I think it's so important to have a "nature" calendar in your head, like a way of tracking time that's completely separate from anything work or obligation related, not holidays or anything stressful. For instance I look forward to august because at 8pm every night house finches hang around my window for a few weeks. In spring I love waiting for the magnolias to blossom. Just ways of tracking the time with zero stakes that's completely removed from life's zeitgeist and that you really look forward to

omg hiii *smashes u with a mallet*

oh to be a vampire wearing a silken blouse and sleeping all day inside a coffin

If I’m a bi girl and I fuck a bi guy it’s literally gay sex btw like pemdas or whatever like it cancels out

the notes on this post suck sorry op is funnier than all of you combined

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

The ides of march is my actual birthday tho lol

[ID: A video of TikTok user aishuadd, an Indian-American woman, dancing in an Indian classical style. A comment on the screen reads “Probably a long shot but would you ever dance to the ATLA opening??” The audio is an arrangement of the main theme from The Last Airbender by Samuel Kim. The woman wears a red bindi and gold jhumka earrings. As she dances, her movements and clothing change to reflect each of the four elements. First, for air, she wears a yellow kurta and red dupatta and leggings. For earth, she wears a black blouse, orange salwar, and teal cloth tied similar to a sari. She wears the same as earth for water and fire, but instead has a blue and red cloth, respectively. End ID.]

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

O M G 😂😂😩