qin zheng got stabbed one (1) time by a woman whos life he controlled down to the minute and then decided to become andrew tate and i think i probably should’ve expected that would happen

Shimin coming back to himself only to find out Zetian has acquired a toxic-masculinity husband and Yizhi an opressor nonbinary partner that they both betrayed... and that they are not talking to each other: I LEAVE YOU TO GO BE A ROBOT FOR ONE YEAR-

too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

you might bethinking "its so over" but the sun will rise tomorrow and youll be like "omg. its so back." remember this

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you