Thinking about a Muppets version of The Mummy (1999) where every single character is played by a Muppet except for Jonathan Carnahan
#ok but consider: all the ancient egyptians in flashbacks are also inexplicably human#including imhotep#implying that muppets were not always everywhere but at some point maybe people started turning into them? who knows?#which of course is never in a million years addressed#bonus points if some of the heiroglyphs and stuff feature muppets but ☝️ only stuff from later in egyptian history#because you *know* a muppet mummy movie would make a point of paying an absurd amount of attention to detail#to the point where it ends up being way more historically accurate than the original movie#also imhotep's mummification is now muppetfication i guess?#attempts by ancient humans to transcend the limitations of flesh#by wrapping themselves in cloth and emptying their insides to make room for the hand of a divine puppeteer#shit now *i'm* the one getting carried away lmao#the mummy (via wizardlyghost)
