ill likely be moving blogs to @jeliaxe in the coming days bc I want a fresh start and a place to be weird as possible without worry lol The content will be pretty diff from just reblogs so make sure to read the description :3

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

[banging on your wall while youre having sex next door] excuse me. excuse me what are you guys doing

is that motherfucker drinking white wine out of the bottle

That’s the yosemite road vineyards pinot grigio colombard. 2 for $9 at 711 and you’re supposed to drink it straight from the bottle

Men shouldn’t be drinking wine

I’m sick of your negativity 

this post is my roman empire

The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor

pissyphus

polar expeditions were insane there’s just like a 200 year period in history where every european man on planet earth was simultaneously struck by the urge to run off and die horribly at one of the poles

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

2+2 has got to be one of the most famous sums in all of mathematics. even the youngest school child is familiar with its iconic total: 4