did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
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did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

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y'all are fools for one day for clout, i'm a fool every day for the love of the game. we aren't the same
are you aware your mutual is sexualizing body horror?
The Simpsons – 13.10: Half Decent Proposal
Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:
Men are not inherently Evil
Everyone has the capacity for evil
Transgender Men are men
Transgender Women are women
Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"
Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.
This post has given me 80k notes and a blocklist longer than my follower+following count.
Happy 80k to what should be basic common sense/knowledge but is instead divisive because people are either transphobic, hate men, or both.

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Everyone says that reading fanfiction is a useless pastime, but let’s not forget that I learned how to cook grilled cheese from a kiribaku ficÂ
OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE
A touching reunionÂ
Collecting these rn
can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

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things kinda tend to suck immensely in a lot of places these days but something i just remembered is that you can type an album into google and then listen to the album. we can just do that
There used to be this thing where I was small when you would go to Barnes and Noble, and sit on a tiny stool, and there would be a touchscreen, and a pair of big headphones. You would put on the headphones, sit on the stool, and browse the catalog of CDs. Once you found an album, artist or song, it would play a 30 second snippet. You could do this for every song on the album for 30 seconds.
Someone would carefully snip a sound file for each song for sale, ensuring the 30 second snippet was representative of the track. Not just the beginning, not always the chorus, but the most iconic part of the song - possibly to help people who were literally browsing with their ears, trying to find something they’d heard on the radio. Or possibly because that was the most marketable way to sell songs. I remember them doing a good job - they would try not to cut off in the middle of lyrics, and so on. It struck me that it would be a cool job to have, being the person who snipped the songs.
Then you could buy the CD. I think you could possibly also bring a CD to the screen and beep it, to make it play.
There would usually be some dreadful man in his twenties listening too hard at the screen, and if you were a small child, your duty would be to go and stare at him contemptuously until he moved. Then he would do the same to you. You would hate each other coldly and without speaking. In those days it would not be worth making a forum post about it, but that was the level of hate that you would both have in your heart. He would always win anyway, because he was not there with his mom.
In this way, albums were found. It was not easy.
GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
happy 3-year anniversary to this iconic video :)
Forever love having on-recorded-media the moment Tom Hardy realized his inside thoughts became outside thoughts and did so ON CAMERA.
what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs
i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names
my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

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this was the image i was trying to send btw