Occasional Blog

ok in theory Ryland Grace would know who Markilpier is. There is no way he could be the "cool middle-school teacher" and not have been shown markiplier at least once. So imagine his suprise when the human he and Rocky rescue out of sealed submarine from a blood ocean on an alien moon looks and sounds exactly like gaming youtuber Mark Fishbacher.

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

Not every day you find out youre a background character

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

the most powerful writing tool is actually Brainstorming With The Girls

Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

remember to take good care of yourself because that's literally your self dude. like that's you